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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please





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queen-bmvagabond:

when your friends corner you in a shower to make you be on their news show

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father





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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 


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You made me hate myself alot
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celebooty:

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

such a dramatic fall… but was it oscar worthy?